The Results are in!

I have conducted an in-depth study: The Benefits of Cheap Toilet Paper. The following is a list of benefits that I have discovered:

Oh, that's right - THERE ARE NONE!!!!!!

Do the math, people! Yes, you buy that 64-pack of TP that is one measly ply, and you pay 1/3 the price for it. But, when you have to buy said 64-pack 4 times in the same month, is it REALLY saving you money? Considering a person has to use HALF the roll to do the job correctly???

Obviously this is a pet peeve of mine . . .